Monday, October 29, 2007

Dear Carmelina's Taqueria,

You use fake cheese on your nachos!!! Why??????? I fucking hate fake cheese! You use real cheese on your quesadillas and burritos; why can't you use it on your nachos too? I totally did not see this coming.

I mean, if I'm going to be so unhealthy as to eat nachos for dinner, I at least want the pleasure of having gobs of real cheese alongside my black beans, peppers, and chunks of chicken. What I don't want is that space age orange liquid--which doesn't even actually deserve to be called fake cheese, because that suggests it bears some resemblance to and has some of the virtues of the real deal--spoiling my otherwise delicious act of nutritional sin. I mean, your tortilla chips are actually pretty good. Everything else was fine. The fake cheese was not.

Thanks for listening.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Why Wikipedia is great

I doubt Britannica includes a section titled "Gallery of notable taquerias."